The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

Trying so hard to read the words like a good boy

“We always win. Sometimes we don’t want to win. We just go to a standstill. That’s not how America works.”

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Open mike Wednesday!

Random musings about flying being dangerous, thoughts on rain last July 4th, dude is ready to absolutely lose it during the Q&A.

Yep. And he never talks about creative ways to re-employ people. They could be used for testing and tracking contacts. Small businesses need to ramp up their online services too. Restart online poker. A lot of shit could be done to repurpose people, but instead they think they can just flip the switch.

God he looks horrible today, bulging red eyes, like rage hypertension run amok. Skin looks like pet-chewed Nerf, he radiates unhealthiness. I don’t know why he won’t simply have a stroke.

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Not even a token statement of sympathy for the 40,000+ dead people on the single deadliest day of the whole ordeal.

He seems worse than usual today. He’s high as a kite.

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He is ready for a fight today imo. At least one person in the press already seems like his huckleberry.

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Earlier I swear I heard some reporter saying “That’s not true, that’s not true” when he answered a question, before he started his bumbling, stilted reading. There will be yelling later.

I think I have it solved. He has a $50 billion dollar bet with Buffet to see if he can get the press core to stop showing up. The last 4 years have all been about.

That testing riff was pure word salad.

Johnathan Karl was pissed. He’s had a little time to cool down now.

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He just comes out and says it, that they want to increase testing so “then nobody can talk about no testing no testing.” Not, you know, to help decrease the amount of people dying, to help towards some semblance of national recovery.

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I wish I could bet on a “NO AMMUNITION” shout out during the Q&A

He misses his “great economy” so bad.

He doesn’t even try to hide his contempt at having to read these sentences about minorities

Earth Deh

This is so fucking surreal.

Oh good, I didn’t miss sloppy blowjob theater

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“We’re continuing to see declines.”

IN WHAT YOU SYCOPHANTIC NIMROD ITS THE DEADLIEST DAY YET

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I love watching Trump while someone else is talking. His obvious disinterest and boredom is hilarious.

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