The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

Yep, and no one could blow the whistle because of HIPAA

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They’d totally hide it. There is not a chance in hell that Trump or his sycophants would ever admit he had a human weakness. Probably replace him with Melania’s double or something if they needed to.

Maybe he’s just fully Michael Scott and he calmed down when his test came back positive.

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Does anyone else feel like these infographics were first created as a way to explain the issue to Agent Orange? Probably in tandem with a puppet show.

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I mean eventually they’d have to tell him.

It’d be like The Downfall when Hitler’s generals finally speak up and admit that they’re getting overrun. Hitler responds by losing his shit and calling them a bunch of morons.

He is not in any way capable of parsing that many words. The Trump version was all pictures.

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https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1238163372534910977

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Shocking development!

Fábio Wajngarten, President Jair Bolsonaro’s communications chief, was at Mar-a-Lago, Mr. Trump’s oceanfront resort in Florida, as part of Brazilian government delegation. Members of that group dined with Mr. Trump on Saturday.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B9c_wc3nFKT/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

So Brazil interactions were Saturday. Someone must have shown systems so high likelihood infectious at Mar a Lago. We are on day since possible transfer to certain US officials.

And of course I’m sure even if he didn’t get it directly, his staff could be an intermediary so we are still drawing live for a few more days or so.

if i had dinner with a guy with covid-19 i would be worried i might be infected. unless i already knew i was infected. or if i was an insane narcissist who denies any reality that makes me appear less than superhuman. either way i hope he refuses treatment

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https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1238181535649419264?s=20

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Jesus fucking Christ. Italy is literally prosecuting people who knowingly break quarantine for manslaughter, but Trump and Pence are going the George Michael route and refusing to even be tested.

Italy’s new legal measures have been compared to punishments for people who willingly pass on HIV to unsuspecting victims.

Could be fined $133,000 in CR for breaking quarantine. Think short prison stint is possible too.

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