The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

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Turned on CNN. They aren’t showing him right now but the chyron is back at it, saw one reading something like “After Trump’s China travel ban more than 40K people entered the US from China”

Doesn’t even surprise me these dipshits want to go with a nice neat looking date without even checking what day of the week it is.

https://twitter.com/funder/status/1250190212585619456

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Gonna run out of stuff to stream by then anyway. Bring on the next binge-worthy series!

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Doesn’t count. He has to HEREBY declare the country open.

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Not everyone is a fan of CNN’s chyrons

The former CNN pundit btw is Jeffrey Lord (savedyouaclick).

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You guys really think blue states won’t open up way, way too early? This donk in California is already talking about it. Get back to the grist mill fuckers! We must grind you to dust to feed our big beautiful machine!

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Do you think he knows how many states there are?

He’s in some kind of benzo fog, tongue feeling fuzzy

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No. That’s why he paused before reading his notes.

I think he’s just reading the phone book now

Shut up, Soledad. Trainwrecks are awesome.

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Trying to force the “National Reopening” on International Workers Day would be some next level ish

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I fell asleep.

Aye Comrade

Psst… Journalists… If your question is longer than 10 words you’re going to have a bad time.