The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

Trump is so disinterested in what he’s reading that he sounds like he’s about to yada yada yada through parts of it.

Lol “real estate mind”

Looks like CNN is learning a little:
https://mobile.twitter.com/katebennett_dc/status/1249827745938505730?s=21

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To be fair to Trump, it does look like his face is actually melting in that last photo

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What show/movie is that from? Looks entertaining.

It’s so inspiring and moving when he goes back to the old “look how much shittier it is in other countries.” Makes me want to say the pledge of allegiance.

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But do you have nicer suitz??

This might be the most Orwellian press briefing yet. Holy shit.

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Just watched the first half of ABC World News. Not one voice clip of Trump. About two minutes of Cuomo and 60 seconds of Fauci.

Lol at being the president of the United States and not being able to get a single line played. Had to be a conscious choice. Good on ABC.

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Question about states forming their own groups to decide reopening had me daydreaming for a minute about WA/OR/CA being our own separate country

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We’re fucked if they ever get to this elite level:

I faintly remember “This American Life” on NPR doing a story like this. My memory is fuck all tho so it might have just been similar.

That reporter performed at like a 3/10 level but we are so conditioned to expect so little of them she looks like a hero. Competent questioner would have him psychotic within 60 seconds. The most important thing, which they NEVER do, is confront him with his own words. Read the transcript of him saying it’s a fake news hoax!

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Has anyone ever gotten a Pulitzer for writing chyrons?

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Holy shit CNN

Just when I think

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1249836319376900098

He just told msnbc reporter to go to hell…

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He’s just not answering questions at all now. Insulting the reporters and moving on.

Pence trying the gospel talk, it’s not working though

Did the Wendy’s twitter handler get a new job with CNN. These headline are great.

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