Apple Dumpling Gang?
I kind of want to make a trolley problem joke where these seven people are tied to the tracks.
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Add more cars and speed up.
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I’ll let Daniel know…
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Gotta hand it to Trump, his tweet about Fauci temporarily sent the price of Fauci still having a job on 5/1 down into the low 70s.
Electrify the rails even if a diesel train?
I’m sure the replacement for Fauci will be Dr. “Allyouneedisvitamins / Probablyessentialoilstoo / inventedemail” Shiva, and the derposphere will rejoice (for a bit, until they’re all dead from CV).
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People on that OANN twitter were calling for Dr. Oz.
Dr. Drew probably gonna replace Dr. Fauci
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http://www.crfb.org/blogs/new-projections-debt-will-exceed-size-economy-year
Our latest projections find that under current law , budget deficits will total more than $3.8 trillion (18.7 percent of GDP) this year and $2.1 trillion (9.7 percent of GDP) in 2021. We project debt held by the public will exceed the size of the economy by the end of Fiscal Year 2020 and eclipse the prior record set after World War II by 2023.
These projections almost certainly underestimate deficits, since they assume no further legislation is enacted to address the crisis and that policymakers stick to current law when it comes to other tax and spending policies. The projections also assume the economy experiences a strong recovery in 2021 and fully returns to its pre-crisis trajectory by 2025. Assuming a slower and weaker recovery (but no changes in law), we estimate debt would grow to 117 percent of GDP by 2025.
Trump right now asking if anyone can find Dr Pepper. He already does the good Dr’s catchphrase, what’s the worst that could happen?
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I’ll take the over on a 3.8 trillion deficit.
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My wife and I once had a discussion on which celebrities would be classified as “impossibly” good-looking. She said Bradley Cooper was not in that category and I could not have disagreed more.
Then again, she married me, so maybe I should understand her perspective.
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You are absolutely correct in your Bradley Cooper assessment and she’s just lying to potentially make you feel better. It’s fine though, wives are nice like that.