The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

We 100% will open up too early; he also 100% won’t lose more than 1% of his supporters for his handling of this (other than those he loses to death)

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Trump is for open borders

Quickly forgetting about this doesn’t seem like a sound strategy.

The whole reason they are touting that IHME model (which is utter garbage) and the entire task force is all repeating in unison THE WORST IS OVER THIS WEEK is so they can reopen ASAP. It is absolutely the wrong plan of action but like everything I never expect Trump to take much blame for it when it blows up in their face.

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Re-disband the pandemic response team by May 1

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Was just thinking the same thing. But they only really want to keep brown/black people from legitimately voting. They full endorse real vote fraud.

I am going to wait for more reliable sources on New York numbers, like the Naked Cowboy.

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He doesn’t have the authority to “open back up.” The stay home orders are imposed by governors. I don’t think he realizes this but since we live an an absolute fucking hell of a society, it will of course work to his political benefit as he will just blame (blue, high population density state) governors for ruining the economy.

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COUNYRY! I got it in the world salad lotto! Woohoo. I really never thought counyry would pay off and I get a capitalized bonus!

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Unfortunately it would mean a lot of people die unnecessarily but reopening too soon is going to run this thing right up to election.

Which means the only way he gets re-elected is by theft. Which is odds on. It is not a great timeline, in fact in many respects it is horrible.

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December 7, 1941 a date which, except for those that sadly lost a family member or friend, must be quickly forgotten.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1247908643527409665
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I really hope our economic recovery is full steam ahead in four years under President Biden.

(Just heard Bernie dropped out :weary:)

I really don’t understand why Bernie would do that.

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Yeah, he should have dropped out a while ago.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1247908643527409665

THANK YOU!

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“Wow, he’s dropping fast!” I thought, before seeing that the scale was in 0.5 increments…

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Sigh

I read this yesterday and was like k I’ll unplug.

Then read this and yep the article has been updated.

UPDATE: April 8, 11:39 a.m. EST**

Sanders announced on Wednesday that he is dropping out of the race for president.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1247914464319504385
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LOL. Because the Republicans are known for their progressive policy positions.