The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

Someone should offer a $1 million bounty if Trump can read that off a teleprompter

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I wanted to get some pizza yesterday. Went on their Instagram to see what their pies look like and the most recent post was like one of those social media text images that said coronavirus in jesus’s name I rebuke you

Lost my appetite and had soup instead

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Philly has to lead on pies/square mile. Visitors are always shocked how many pizza places are on the main road through the upper mainline area and as you head toward the city the number just goes up. We could easily eat at a different one every night for 2-3 months in about a five mile radius.

https://mobile.twitter.com/atrupar/status/1247301202246807554

:joy:

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1247315619206266881
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Trump is all about wanting to appear strong. The correct messaging strategy for Democrats is to describe him as weak. When he bounces around, contradicting what he said earlier, I think you’re better off using that as proof that he is weak-willed and indecisive, rather than as proof that he is an idiot. His supporters don’t care if he’s stupid. They might even like it because it shows strength to stand up to elitists and do the opposite of what they want. However, if you say that he can’t make up his mind, that crafts a picture in some people’s minds that…well, let’s just say that the mental connection they will make is that he is weak in the way that they perceive women to be.

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1247288332230569989

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Is he trying to kill his base?

https://twitter.com/MikeSacksEsq/status/1247294242407546882

That’s probably a good plan. Another one the dems won’t follow, but pretty good.

I’d still throw a skosh of ‘idiot’ into the mix on principle, but leading with ‘weak’ is probably a good way to go.

I jump at the chance to call him a “pussy” whenever I can in face-to-face political discussions.

The correct strategy is just to troll him. It isn’t hard. They just refuse to do it.

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“During President Obama’s first term, the stock market was up whatever percent. It is now down whatever percent in your first 3+ years. Many people are saying this is proof Obama was the greatest and you’re the worst.”

(Explosion)

“Sir, many have speculated you are quite “unhinged.” Many people are saying you’re addicted to prescription drugs. Do you care to address this?”

(Explosion)

“Mr President I would like to read some of your precious quotes back to you and get a current response…”

Etc.

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Many people say Jared is younger, more handsome and even more intelligent than you on twitter today Mr President… Not me though, can you tell…

Trump… Hold my beer.

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We need to get Riverman on the White House Press corps ASAP.

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I would pay a subscription to that show…

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I would too, but in reality Riverman gets exactly one shot before he is never called on again or he winds up barred due to high temperatures that they just happen to keep measuring on him during their recently implemented screening process for press briefings.

But we can still dream.

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That’s not all that happened today regarding voting in Wisconsin:
https://twitter.com/mjs_DC/status/1247301011947085825
https://twitter.com/mjs_DC/status/1247301390105542658
https://twitter.com/mjs_DC/status/1247301655642681348
https://twitter.com/mjs_DC/status/1247302507140915202
https://twitter.com/mjs_DC/status/1247302760242036738

Sneak peak at plans for the general election?