The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

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I think the news agencies should conspire to send all women to one of these briefings.

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1246558014477393921

I thought you were trolling

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1246549390464102403?s=20

My standard Chuck E Cheese joke

The box doubles as the pizza crust.

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Have we ever gotten a prognosis on Rand Paul?

https://twitter.com/RandPaul/status/1246211865648250881

Still feisty as ever drawing his taxpayer-paid sick leave!

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Bah humbug. Apparently being on the asshole list is protective somehow.

Watching the news. Iowa gov still holding out. Meanwhile 8 have died in SF. 8. There is going to be a scoreboard after this. Should be torches and pitchforks for governors that didn’t shut down. But at least Georgia’s beaches are open today.

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So, is there anything about this pastor or Church I should know but don’t. Can’t be arsed up to google it right now.

Didn’t watch- assume we’re approaching Day 15? We good to go?

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We were down or on the way down to zero cases weeks ago

Orange can’t count so we’ll go six weeks before he thinks the 30 days are close to coming to an end

Trump: 15 to zero. It’ll vanish, like magic.

… People to Trump: so why the fuck are people talking about 300,000+ and rising right now…?..

Extra edit: Cliffs; the world is really, really, really full of idiots. Takes 60m to vote one in (and still many support him after all this stupidity)…nvm the other countries; Brazil etc.

fml, I wanna check out of the world and live in the forest.

Edit: I won’t. Still gonna vote whenever I can,obv! But the UK is as stupid as the US tbf,
Gotta keep talking to people at the right moments; in the right way.
But fml, there realy is a planet full of easily duped fuckwits.

yeah, I I made the mistake of drinking and then looking at the news

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well I wouldn’t do that in Brazil…

Wouldn’t do what? Vote?
Not sure what you’re saying.

Edit: lol, I was slow and only just got it. forest-burning etc… good one. That’s the thing to keep in mind: making sure you get a good online zinger in. I’ll try to improve my game in that department - instead of actually fucking caring. Carry on.

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Our present government definitely is… :unamused:

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fosho!

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