wtf is he talking about, they should cut the feed, he’s going to get more people killed. talking about how these experimental drugs taken together might work and some nurses and doctors might be self treating
some medical workers are using the chloroquine, i think its a good idea, some people are saying to use it, JFC
This was right before he invented hydroxychloroquine and z-packs. Donald John Trump went into the pharmaceutical lab and created the miracle drug and then spent billions of his own dollars (he has many billions) to produce it immediately and that’s why every American will have a test and a lifetime supply of hydroxychloroquine… [Checks notes]… Next week.
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THERE IS A THEORY OUT THERE, IT MAY WORK, IT MAY WORK
lol virtually no ammunition in the military
sometimes instead of sending the new ventilators to the stockpile, they are sometimes sending them straight to the state. NO SHIT, I WOULD HOPE WE WERE
No ammunition story redux
built a military hospital, 3 days, 2900 beds, thats a lot of beds, NO ONES EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT
when i put it in caps, just imagine rainbow text instead
Trumpcare: Repeal Obamacare and Replace With Hydroxychloroquine.
Who needs health insurance? That’s lame. Got cancer? Here’s some hydroxychloroquine! I have a good feeling about it! Heart attack? Hydroxychloroquine! Gunshot wound with massive bleeding? Crush some hydroxychloroquine and rub it in there!
You get a hydroxychloroquine and you get a hydroxychloroquine! Every! Body! Gets! A! Hydroxychloroquine! [Checks notes] Next! Week!
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The military deserves better ratings. Much better than The Bachelor.
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haha, reporter says this might be an awkward question but would our models look like if we started this social distancing shit in Feb like Korea and stuff, trump brings up closing the borders, sends question to the docs, TOOK A LOT OF HEAT even from china
keeps saying New york started late but others didnt, JFC
lady doctor says we can’t answer what it woulda looked like if we started earlier, womp womp
Follow up please: if we had more testing could we have known we needed to mitigate?
Reporter " if we had started this in feburary we coulda had less deaths? lady doctor says we can’t answer that, we didnt know things then, too many assumptions
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Follow that up with: shouldn’t we have known we needed testing like a month before the dumb motherfucker on the right started pretending to try to get more testing?
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Fauci says in a perfect world, we woulda known what was going on in the US earlier, but he thinks we started plenty early.
I think trump says in background, we inherited bad tests.
Pence jumps up to podium, brings up closing the borders again to China
Pence says trumps initial moves were meant to keep the virus out of the USA, everyone agrees that helped alot.
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Novel idea here: we know we wouldn’t have had more deaths!
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“Other countries have more accurate reporting than us”
“Besides you, who else said to ride it out and do nothing? One name. Besides yourself, sir.”
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Pence: Can you guys hear me when my lips are puckered up and attached firmly to daddy’s fat ass?
Cool I’m going to leave them there for the duration of the press conference, except for the 30 seconds or so that they’re wrapped around his limp toadstool-like penis, it’s the most amazing and glorious toadstool-like organ you’ve never seen. We may even put it on Mount Rushmore when this is over.
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Trump: i do think we were very early, also very smart. WE HAD NEVER CLOSED OUR BORDERS TO CHINA BEFORE THAT, I THINK I READ THAT, MAYBE THATS NOT RIGHT
also i stopped europe way before anyone said as well