The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1244749922374578176

You have to watch the whole thing to really appreciate how much better off a person is not watching these at all.

Well! Nevertheless, here is a clip.

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JFC

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Noticeable bump in happiness after skipping it today

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I only watched a few minutes today and someone just texted me “He brought out the my pillow guy WTF?” and I’m like oh yeah he’s one of Sean hannity’s radio advertisers like I’m not even surprised of course that was going to happen.

https://mobile.twitter.com/DailyCaller/status/1244743719716356096

God help us all. Politico is reporting that Trump has been encouraging Prayerful Pillow Guy for Governor of Minnesota.

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They already had Jesse the Body, so why the fuck not?

Life isn’t real

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just think in another world, we’re all so pissed off at hillary clinton for something a republican seems a shoo in to get elected

No, they don’t. You’re either trolling or can’t read. Or both.

door #3: you’re slow

Oh wait. I was watching FOX and that was Britt Hume sounding reasonable for a minute, not Williams. Lol, he said Trump always says he’s going to do stupid shit then his advisors get him not to, so Trump is awesome.

Mike Francesca is mad at Trump over the mask conspiracy, not because it’s BS but because he didn’t mobilize the federal government to investigate. Absolutely perfect.

If Mike hadn’t started to make a heel turn these last couple weeks - never naming Trump by name, mind you - he might’ve found himself at a WH press conference by now.

I haven’t been watching the news 24/7, but I haven’t heard anyone address the real reason why Trump is accusing NY hospitals of stealing PPE.

It’s not 300,000 > 20,000 so I’m going to accuse them of stealing.

It’s 300,000 > 20,000…I don’t understand what those numbers mean…someone must be stealing.

Also he sent many multiples of that amount of gear to Gyna in February. Oops.

Trump vs the exponential function.

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1244745851680862208?s=19

This quote will be great in a sidebar of some future precalculus text.

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I sometimes think the same thing.

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Man, if we weren’t living in an Idiocracy simulation someone just saying “I know South Korea better than anybody” would be enough to disqualify that person from public office.

It really speaks to the depth of where we are. Donald J. Trump claimed to know South Korea better than anybody in the world today and we didn’t bat an eye. Better than the 51 million people who live there. Better than immigrants from there. Better than our ambassador there. Better than generals who run our operations in that region.

He then followed this up by declaring the population of Seoul to be four times what it really is, and we all knew this was par for the course.

Then again he named Seoul off the top of his head, which was somewhat impressive. Point for Sklansky, I suppose.

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