The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

https://mobile.twitter.com/rebeccanagle/status/1244287684606124035

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Wow. Always graft with these guys.

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Of course, this was obvious.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1244493463355342848
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His answer is complete bullshit, some extremely sparse facts surrounded by a lot of hot air. He brings up a meeting with “generals”, “great people” that went on “for a long time”, yet the only specific, verifiable thing he says about it is that it started at 3 PM. We don’t learn anything else about it. Unbearable to listen to.

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Just make sure to disinfect first. Agent Orange is not known for clean establishments.

You may survive covid-19, but you’ll get bed bugs.

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Hey guys did you hear about this 9/11 attack? Great ratings. Possibly the best. Everyone was glued to the TV. I’m sure the commercials they sold on this 9/11 show were tremendously expensive.

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https://twitter.com/rmayemsinger/status/1244454998156558336

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And they did it again with Bernie vs biden.

GJGE

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Uh Trump ain’t some weak beta crying into the arms of another man. He should be consoling Jesus. Also why is Jesus taller than Trump that is fake news.

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Jesus tall as fuck.

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Jesus was captured. Trump doesn’t like people who were captured.

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Trump doesn’t understand why Jesus didn’t invoke Article II.

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80’s era Michael J. Fox in The Secret of My Success on how to keep a business afloat in a recession: EXPANSION

MJF on bailout

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