https://twitter.com/joncoopertweets/status/1244030862963937281?s=19
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Lock him up
Is that story two years old? Whatâs new about it?
My bad, old news.
More Jon Cooperâs bad. Team Joe sharp as ever.
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I was reminded of Hannibal Lecterâs escape scene in The Silence of the Lambs.
Die quickly and die quietly so we can get this economy going before the election so I can keep grifting and stay out of jail.
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I spent the briefest second involved in political polling. I am convinced candidate selection as well as media-shaped perception is done every time to keep the horse race as close as possible. Bernie would probably turn this into a fucking blowout vs Trump, but that would defeat the point of making every voter feel like their vote might be the one that breaks the tie.
And Iâm sure that equipment is totally safe and wonât cause any additional problems, we can take their word on it!
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Hope is not a strategy
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https://twitter.com/FLOTUS/status/1243900729468780547
Alternatively they could appear on FaceTime themselves and post the cards/pictures 
I often find I read Melanies tweets in the same inner voice that I use for Viz Top Tips ⌠( thoughts for the masses in a funny, but purile, UK comic - google search )
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A POTUS address during a pandemic gets higher ratings than the Bachelor is nothing to be proud of.
⌠still not getting an Emmy.
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