The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

And then when the President refuses to comply with subpoenas in impeachment, opting instead to say “fuck you, no,” that’s fine too because fuck you suck it libs.

I think that’s so likely to happen. He’ll say lol fuck you and the election plays out. If he wins, he says yeah then DEFINITELY fuck Congress. And if he loses Congress will dust their hands and wish him well.

Hold up, Trump refuses to leave the WH? Well! Nevertheless.

https://twitter.com/gabrielsherman/status/1237069021050265602?s=20

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is this a chart from the market or the minute with stormy daniels?

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/936260193536573440

we’re going down 50% from here

Reminder that Republicans could have put an end to this madness but chose not to because they are (except Mittens) gutless cowards and absolute garbage humans who put their short term political lives ahead of the entire damn country.

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Wait a sec, Trump is not in “total meltdown”. This is who he is. This is who he has always been. This is who everybody knows he is.

He is a very stupid racist narcissistic asshole (leaving out a few other choice adjectives since I don’t want to be put on a watch list).

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$100k/couple, not a plate

Fake News!!!11!1!!!1!!

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I can’t help taking a perverse pleasure in just how shitty this particular confluence of events must be for the Orange In Chief.

  • I thought I read somewhere that he is a bit of a germaphobe. At it’s very essence Covid-19 is something that makes him uncomfortable.
  • It is tanking his beloved stock market, which he has ridiculously held up as an indicator of his own performance.
  • This being a worldwide issue that is going to impact people quite directly makes it very hard for him to cultivate the narrative himself and have his media puppets hold that line.
  • It also puts healthcare front and center in the lead-up to November.

I know, I know - the old “Let’s see him wriggle his way out of this one” meme and all that…but I am hunting for pleasure where I can, and with the current lack of Walrus action I am taking some pleasure in knowing that today, at least, that buffoon is having a pretty shitty time.

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I think there’s about a 10% chance he blurts out an n-bomb on live television at some point.

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“NO COLLUSION. NO OBSTRUCTION. NO CORONA!”

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By quoting someone else who said it, except that person turns out to be himself.

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Season one tackled Trump. Season two tackles Jared Kushner. Let’s fkin go.

Dirty Money imparts one valuable lesson everyone can agree on, and follow from here on out: never live in a Kushner property.

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https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/1237100241754652673

The State Department is pushing to designate at least one violent white supremacist group as a foreign terrorist organization, an unprecedented move that national security experts say would be a big step toward fighting a growing threat on U.S. soil.

State Department officials want to have the designation finalized by next week, according to four people familiar with the effort. But the White House, where top officials have long preferred to focus on terrorism by Islamist extremists, has yet to give the green light.

Former U.S. officials and counterterrorism analysts say the top candidate for the designation is Atomwaffen, a neo-Nazi group that was founded in the United States but has expanded into the United Kingdom, Canada, Germany and Estonia.

I wonder who’s blocking this from the White House?

https://mobile.twitter.com/TeaPainUSA/status/1237031395488391175

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https://twitter.com/sarahcwestwood/status/1237048514846261248?s=19

We come to you now live from CPAC

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https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/1237106503489933312?s=19

https://twitter.com/mckaycoppins/status/1237101172693110792

Just grifters all the way down.