The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

THANK YOU, PRESIDENT TRUMP. THANK YOU, SIR.

for doing your job

Hey, did you know he calls the virus the ā€œhidden enemy?ā€

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Youā€™re all better than me. I already have a splitting headache and am way low on painkillers.

Ya Iā€™m taking this one off. Seeing him crow about this bullshit is beyond even my ability to stomach it.

Iā€™m about to go make some burgers and curly fries.

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Hereā€™s picture of a plane.

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Maybe theyā€™ll make a print out again. ā€œ15 Days To Planeā€

Writers have some balls with the Boeing praise.

Iā€™m really starting to like global pandemics. Lotta great things happening.

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Sausage, sauerkraut, pickles, and bread/butter for me

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COVID screening for iPhone users only lmao

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Panera Bread! lololololol i cant even be mad this is objectively hilarious

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We are testing 100,000 patients per day??

I mean I get watching it. Itā€™s like watching a Hitler speech live in 1938. You know itā€™s going to lead to terrible things. You know its horrible and going to be full of lies and bullshit but you have to marvel at a man who has built a cult through that. Itā€™s hard to look away.

ā€œWhat are you basing your opinion on?ā€

ā€œ(Nothing)ā€

Next!

Whatā€™s remarkable in these very long diatribes is that there is not even a hint of empathy for the patients, the families or the health care workers.

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blames new york for a good 30 secondsā€¦

ā€œIā€™m not blaming new yorkā€

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Heā€™s less obviously fucked up today.

Iā€™m out

What a weak, crybaby loser. ā€œGovernors arenā€™t appreciative. They donā€™t appreciate what Iā€™ve done.ā€ Thousands of people are going to die gasping for breath because this loser had his feelings hurt.

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