Squirm, motherfucker. I hope your panic is causing you unreal levels of stress. You caused this.
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The issue in the real world is they can’t just make 1000’s of these things overnight. That’s his problem.
Why would he be stressed? When 100K are dead he will blame it on blue-state based companies and governors and it will work.
WAAF
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Trump should invoke “R” NOW!!! Then sign an “O” agreeing to “A” “O” “F”!!!
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He’s lurking!
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Invoke “R” means step down. Sign “O” means an executive order. Agree to “A” “F” “O” means to fuck off and die.
That was clear, right?
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The running joke about how he thinks tweeting “I hereby declare…” is how a President makes executive orders, becomes less funny in a global pandemic.
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Again, this behavior should legitimately be immediate grounds for the cabinet to remove him from office.
Even after watching this trainwreck for the past 3 years, I absolutely cannot understand why he’s yelling at companies on Twitter when he can simply invoke the DPA. It’s not just that I wish he would do it, it’s that I cannot imagine any possible reason at all why he’s not.
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Wasn’t it just yesterday that Dr. Deborah Birx essentially said everybody who needs a ventilator gets a ventilator?
Someone, a few days ago, told him the virus would be contained quickly, perhaps by Easter.
Since that time, everyone has told him that it won’t.
He’s aware that if the economy fails he’s fucked.
I am giving Birx absolutely zero credibility on any public statements.
[long post of talking points by a “Bernie supporter” who hates Bernies primary campaign promise, and Never Trumper who loves Trump for his low black unemployment rates]
Nyet
If he just did it, he would not receive those sweet sweet likes and retweets. He doesn’t care about ant actual success. Just whether he’s being celebrated. I am guessing his grasp on reality is non-existent. He raged about a manufactured caravan hoax to help an election, he extorted another country to punish a political opponent, he raped his ex wife because he was mad about his hair transplant. Thus Coronavirus must surely be just as much of a hoax as the ones he uses to prop himself up.
In Trump world, there are no legitimate problems, just one person submitting to the superior outrage of another person.
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If he were to just invoke the DPA, he wouldn’t have a boogeyman to yell at and blame. The recent take that Trump needs a boogeyman for everything that he can yell at and attack is so on point. It’s the only way he knows how to operate. Being a true leader is not in his range of possibility.
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