The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

It has been exactly one day since that tweet; the death toll has risen from 650 to over 1,000.

What a difference a day makes.

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He was so worried about a cruise ship adding a few dozen to ā€œour numbersā€ and 2 weeks later we have 60k cases

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Susan Collins must be kicking herself

For what? She was like 25 voters from being the swing vote on impeachment.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1243037202793316354
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Fuck off

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What did Corando Paul vote? (Wanted to use coRONa Paul so badly)

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I assume you canā€™t vote remotely because reasons that mattered 200 years ago?

They donā€™t want to give citizens the idea that voting remotely is acceptable or else all the uppity minorities might vote.

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Death toll will exceed inauguration attendance any day now.

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I assume you are familiar with at least the concept of a joke

I think my sarcasm meter may have malfunctioned in quarantine. My apologies.

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Congratulations?

Iā€™ll probably give whatever money might have gone to Biden in the general to Priorities USA Action

Mission Accomplished!

Unemployment numbers at an all timeā€¦high!

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How bout a Rapaport bot?

https://twitter.com/MichaelRapaport/status/1242931495460671489?s=19

But only when heā€™s responding to dipshit Donnie

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Dammit I hit the like button 100 times and it registered 0. Then I did 101 and it says 1.

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Pennsylvania with most new claims.

https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/1243155717923713025?s=19

JOBS JOBS JOBSā€¦

https://twitter.com/TPM/status/1243182175727517697?s=19

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