The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

Marianne Williamson heel turn would be so juicy.

He’s already said it! He just hasn’t added the color we all know to be true.

It should also be kept in mind that the poll he’s referencing was conducted on March 14th-15th. A lot of shit has happened since then. The one I posted was conducted from the 18th to 22nd.

It’s possible that his blow ups are costing him a tiny bit. Not much, but a tiny bit.

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I didnt watch the presser but wow

President Trump, in a nearly two-hour coronavirus briefing, hinted on Monday that the economic shutdown meant to halt the spread of the virus across the country would not be extended.

“Our country wasn’t built to be shut down,” he said. “America will again and soon be open for business,” the president added, without providing a timeline for when he believes normal economic activity could resume.

“If it were up to the doctors, they’d say let’s shut down the entire world,” Mr. Trump said. “This could create a much bigger problem than the problem that you started out with.”

He later added, “I’m not looking at months, I can tell you right now.”

“We have a very active flu season, more active than most,” he said “It’s looking like it’s heading to 50,000 or more deaths — not cases, 50,000 deaths. Which is — that’s a lot. And you look at automobile accidents, which are far greater than any numbers we’re talking about. That doesn’t mean we’re going to tell everybody, ‘No more driving of cars.’ So we have to do things to get our country open.”

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This drives 100% of what he has been doing this entire crisis and will continue to do so.

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Futures up heavily … why? Surely everyone knows that Trumps promises are dogshit and will destroy everything while failing basically instantly (if businesses open at all)?

Dead cat bounce

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millions of different types of items*

he’s sending like ping pong balls and charcoal grills and shit

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Golly gee, a whole four hundred?!?

I’m sure I’m not the only one who saw the implied “So quit your damn whining!” at the end of that.

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Google tells me there are about 7250 ventilators in NYC hospitals so 400 more is better than nothing I guess. Of course they are gonna need way way more. Like at least triple the amount they currently have.

NYC is gonna be so fucked.

What are the odds that Donny Dumb Dumb insists that the 400 “extra” are branded with the Trump logo?

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Yes, and Richard Burr isn’t running for re election so they are all trying to look like tough guys condemning him when it costs them nothing.

That would be great. I want pictures of people struggling for life with trump branded ventilators attached to them. That’s a very powerful visual.

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She’s not going to fuck you.

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