The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

They will jumping for joy that more people in liberal states died than conservative states. Never mind that’ll mostly be old Trump supporters dying in liberal states dying because they’re out there licking doorknobs because Trump told them it was ok to go back out.

So much for “America First.”

But why are these COVID-19 tests packaged in a large wooden horse?

Oh Donny, you’ve done it again!

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Read this 3 times before realizing it wasn’t the Matt Gertz guy that I always see tweets from and confuse with DUI Florida Man.

https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/1242155643173310464

https://twitter.com/feliciasonmez/status/1242244600137494529

Wouldn’t call it an “opportunity”.

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Been hearing this for a week from the one Trump supporter I actually stay in any sort of regular contact with. Curious to know where this talking point originated from.

The stupid thing is this is being said as most universities and school districts have already decided to finish the school year online. College and HS sports across the country have canceled. But the market says we have to screw quarantine.

Honestly this is good work from the writers, a callback to the much earlier season where deplorables were freaking out about “death panels”, now they cheer as the godking Trump announces that in order to save the economy, we’re going to have to do death panels.

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The electrical college is such a joke system that no liberal state is in any danger of flipping. Clinton won every single state by at least 5 points except 1 (and even that was by 3 points).

A lot of Trump’s margins were razor thin, including a couple by less than half a %.

Of course with our wonderful system, the dems running up the score in so many states is meaningless, but at least it means that any sort of demo shift could be devastating for republicans.

Surprising, yet inevitable.

What he means is for us to get back to work For poverty wages to keep their retirement accounts afloat. If these people care about future fucking generations we’d be running our country on solar energy and have robust social safety nets. Fuck this god-damned death cult.

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Was feeling self destructive so I flipped on Hannity to wind down a little before bed. Boy oh boy was I immediately rewarded!

Actions taken by BLANK to fight coronavirus and bolster the economy:

  • Name a person to a position
  • Communicate over the phone
  • Agree w people
  • “Implement travel early restrictions on China”

I have been conserving my one time, but given Sean now owes me a lawnmower I’m willing to wish him the worst.

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This virus situation has given me legitimate guilt over enjoying “Succession.”

It’s the most Trumpian outcome ever to start out saying it’s fake, pivot to oh shit we need to do something to flatten the curve and then within like a week get bored and decide to just come out for letting the olds die in gutters to try and prop up the Dow Joans.

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Yeah horrifically misplaying every street is our president in a nutshell. limp/call pre, bet/call flop, fold turn with 72o. Never connected with the board at any time.

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The cadence in Mike Pence’s voice makes me want to rip my ears off

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That means you are a sinner.

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https://twitter.com/jbouie/status/1242265585578319872

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This has literally happened live on Fox News on multiple occasions.

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