The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

haha omg man, this should be a goddam riot

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Dear Lord, now I am really worried.

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I think Iā€™m on the verge of going full Victor / Chapo ā€œthis hurts too much to keep caringā€ mode.

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I still like the regular 6:30 news. He effed that up yesterday. Gonna do it again today.

https://mobile.twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1242187201334607886

Letā€™s compare :flushed:

Why would the AG be there unless they are going to put us under some sort of martial law / suspend our rights?

To say that they arenā€™t going to do it before they do it.

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More innocent times.

Whereā€™s Jared!?

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1242202290393677829
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1242202291718979587
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sigh

Heā€™s still going to call it the Chinese virus today.

So he should be called The German Trump?

Iā€™d wager this is because that c*** McConnellā€™s wife is getting shit and he has had a word.

Asians getting beat up by scary [black] thugs in Philly and other places has been all over the derposphere. Youā€™re not gonna believe this but our buddy Andy Ngo is on it! I donā€™t know where weā€™d be w/o brave citizen journalists like Andy.

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Unifying.

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Trump seems like kind of a pussy for not calling the China virus in that tweet.

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https://twitter.com/DanAmira/status/1242200824044027905?s=20

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No Fauci again today. Nice.

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Trump disappointed that the crowd is down due to social distancing.

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