That FEMA guy over Trump’s left shoulder has a resting WAAF face
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Whatever fucking drugs he’s on I don’t want any…
Test tubes - who needs those when we have people.
Ships… Millions of masks and thousands 
All in the one go…
Cliffs are: waaf
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At least not at that dosage.
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Cliffs: of course I’m going to personally take bailout money, are you fucking stupid?
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Ohh he’s upset with CHINA
That’s a huge one with the dipshits. They think it’s some huge sacrifice since $400k might as well be the $billions he’s grifting to them - it’s all astronomical
He closed down china
Trump is such a good guy he’s not charging the states he’s sending the national guard in. JFC
Is there any among us who can “call their doctor” and get a response in a reasonable amount of time? Forget about Tele-medicine or whatever Trump was calling it. The chances of getting a legit doctor on the phone is lower than the mortality rate for COVID.
STEP AWAY FROM THE PODIUM, ITS A SET UP
Life is one big transaction with him.
Pennywise and dollar foolish.
A master of words
Literally zero of his sentences make more sense than the auto predict button on your cell phone.
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Air a planes.
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Tough tests 
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I’m taking the over. My read is that everyone is treating this like an opportunity to ram through broader policy goals so (a) negotiating the bill will take longer and (b) getting the infrastructure set up to cut the checks will take longer… oh, and more and more congresspeople and staffers are going to get sick by the day.
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