The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VI: No Witnesses, One Defector, No Checks or Balances

John Roberts can fuck off. Proud Federalist Society orginalism-guzzling fuckwad.

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Genres: Sci-fi, horror, dystopia

Plot: A group of thirty-something warehouse stockers build a time machine in their garage for the purpose of traveling back in time to attend the missed meeting at which they are fired in order to preserve their temporary employment eligibility for the following year.

Title: Amazon Primer

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roberts is like king lawbro

i’m sure he’s talking about antifa when he references mobs. and rofl at 11 pages of legal opinion being readable by regular americans. is this guy from mars?

I’ll take a shot at a DVD cover for this if you don’t mind

Casting suggestions?

Danny DeVito (performing all characters).

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Talent from any of the Amazon original series?

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It’s the year end report to the judiciary. It’s not meant for the public per se, although it’s freely readable to anyone who wants to take the time to put down their fucking i phone long enough to figure out what the current bubblehead celebrity is buying her cat for New Years can review.

Not that anyone will bother. Herp derp Benghazi Emails. We’re getting the government we deserve.

MM MD

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https://twitter.com/RealRonHoward/status/1212432365525622784?s=19

https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1212388760702398464?s=19

And people wonder why antisemitism and hate crime numbers are soaring in the US

https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/1212436476232900609?s=19

Nah, not a cult or anything

It’s the year 2020, a higher number than obama ever got, highest number in history, all because of Trump

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“peace on the world” is in no sense a new year’s resolution, what a fucking idiot

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Piss on the world makes more sense.

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The man accused of fatally shooting his wife, who was a Bellingham, WA elementary school principal, and their two pets admits to killing his family in Twitter replies to the NRA, tRUmp and McConnell.

Damn those are both good. Well I’ll see what happens with both. Some ideas turn out better than others.

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https://twitter.com/Lawrence/status/1212435686797783040?s=20

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1212470102899265537?s=19

https://twitter.com/Nick_L_Miller/status/1212388430073741312?s=19

His description of the embassy, “an Iraqi facility in Iraq… where there were Americans working”, is hilarious. What truly pathetic morons they all are.

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And they’ll still vote for the idiot.