The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

The poll was from the Military Times, which is unaffiliated with the actual military. Your timeline is still probably right, Trump’s not known for details. ETA: He’s had it out for Stars and Stripes for a while
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/why-is-the-stars-and-stripes-military-newspaper-on-trumps-chopping-block/2020/06/26/f3d649f2-b65b-11ea-a8da-693df3d7674a_story.html

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Well done by Joe. We need a lot more of that. Btw strange wallpaper choice for his basement.

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I like the “well good. for. him.” line.

I was half-expecting Biden to say, “Motherfucker can suck my dick.”

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He genuinely cares about soldiers. Many of his best speeches are about The Troops.

I think it’s a mistake to say taking care of soldiers is the governments only “sacred” responsibility. He’ll get a million “but but but isn’t Cause XYZ also sacred!” nits jumping all over him. NYT articles with titles like “Biden Says Civil Rights and Health Care Not Sacred”.

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yeah, definitely agree with that part.

I appreciate the zingers about QAnon though

You could take every coherent word Trump has said in four years and it would be 1% as long as Biden’s comments.

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Of course, if he stumbles over one sentence, the Conservative crew will light up Twitter with, “He is mentally unfit. This is elder abuse.”

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Why won’t these fuckers just stay dead.

https://twitter.com/charliedaniels/status/1301868898514542595?s=21

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Freaking right wing zombie apocalyps.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1301955669130727424
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Turns out there’s no good apples.

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Biden’s ACA “clapback” would be a much better zinger if the ACA didn’t do a piss-poor morally repugnant job of treating mental health

He’s also lying about his civil rights record again, I love this man and everything he does. I see that his dementia has been conclusively refuted ITT, good to know that he has full ownership of every lie he’s made about his civil rights and war record.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1301968873487564802
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STAR’S & STRIPES FOREVER

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I’m mad I didn’t post this take earlier, but I had a feeling this was another example of setting a fire to take credit for putting it out.

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Wat

well, here’s a thread…

https://twitter.com/JenGriffinFNC/status/1301975321495973889?s=20

ope

Yes! Trump saved S&S! No way Hiden does that.

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She works for Fox News lol wow…

https://twitter.com/votevets/status/1301868835998400515