The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

Fuck off George

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We are in Liberty VA. Actually probably only about 8-6 Trump-Biden sign count in the redder part of VA.

Today I got vetoed on getting a shirt that simply says “Pool Boy”. :slight_smile:

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The Onion, 2014

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You had me at vote dump, but then lost me at early Trump.

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“Vote dump, early Trump.” Behind the sign is the ditch for dumping all the urban mail-in ballots. The low mail-in count will allow election officials to call it early for Trump.

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I am okay with trump pissing off the military just months before he attempts a coup.

Also poor dumb jr!

https://twitter.com/maxasteele/status/1301277394322546691

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https://twitter.com/kayleighmcenany/status/1301669514258665479?s=19
https://twitter.com/TheRealHoarse/status/1301687130561875972?s=19

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A bond like a goose and s***.

Also, Gaetz with his yearly stopped clock moment butchered in a way only Butt-head could.

Looks like there were about 4 deep then this guy brushed in the rest:

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1301710816979357697
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1301710818267074560
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1301710819349204992
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lol

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Will you swear on the Koran?

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Every single time he does this it just makes me even more certain the story is true

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Meghan McCain very concerned

https://mobile.twitter.com/MeghanMcCain/status/1301702787680677890

https://mobile.twitter.com/MeghanMcCain/status/1301705842480287744

You’ve given enough depositions.
Don’t you get sworn in for those? Don’t you know “whatever or whoever” to swear on?

“I…I…Me…I.”

Fuck off, Megan.

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Military thing is a giant nothingburger to swing voters. Anyone who actually cares about this stuff isn’t voting Trump already.

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