The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

That is an untenable position as by supporting some human life you are allowing for the smothering of magnitudes more human life.

Being in favor of all human life is a total fantasy position. People really pulling for Trump to pull through right now do so knowingly it will likely lead to tens of thousands more people dying.

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I voted for Biden today while Trump was lying in a hospital bed from self-inflicted wounds. Felt great.

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Florida man looks fine to me. If anything COVID taking the piss out of him makes him seem less unhinged than usual.

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Paging @jalfrezi.

He’s in my thoughts and prayers: I’m thinking that some people appear to be recovering and then rapidly decline; and I’m praying that he’s one of them.

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That’s just lack of makeup isn’t it.

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Me: describes accurately someone else’s position

You: here’s why that position is wrong

Me: … ok

So he’s gonna come out of this with the clear message “don’t be afraid of this…no masks, open every business, go wild and if you get it you get it” causing even more excess deaths

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https://twitter.com/tplohetski/status/1312532807755821057?s=21

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Lighting makeup fake tan levels all make more sense than being caused by hypoxia. People discolored by hypoxia on their face can’t talk like that

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Largely, but he was extra orange Tuesday and looks a bit frazzled today.

A carbon copy of a scenario laid out at the beginning of all this by me and others.

I cannot go so far as to wish a miserable death on anyone, even those who deserve it, but if this is real, him surviving literally means countless more unnecessary deaths. In which case…

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Yeah I don’t think it’s hypoxia. I do think he looks tired and a bit frazzled, as you’d expect from someone who is sick.

Only really stupid people will fall for this, considering that he needed to be airlifted to a hospital and cared for by a stable of doctors with cutting edge experimental treatments that most of us won’t have access to.

Sadly, there are a lot of really stupid people in the USA.

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Based on other things you posted today, forgive me for assuming you were talking about yourself in that group.

I’ve constantly posted about hoping for trumps death, but ok. I just have enough self awareness to understand large parts of society aren’t going to feel the same way.

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The more I think about this the more I want him to survive. I think he’s an extremely weak candidate who has been losing by a very consistent amount for like 8 months now. He’s not going to get a bounce from getting a virus he denied and mismanaged. He’s not capable of pivoting to a winning message.

The flip side is that most of the truly awful long term outcomes are probably off the table if he dies.

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The bad news is he has been under indictment for other things for like 5 years and continues to be the Texas AG.

Lol Texas, lol me.

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7 of his own aides want him charged with bribery!!! How the fuck is he still in office?

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