The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

They are SO BAD AT LYING

Just say hes asking for his phone but the doctors only let him have it periodically or something, literally nobody believes he wants documents. lol documents

18 Likes

Hell yeah brother! My mom was in a similar situation where she was with a bunch of people waiting on tests and many turned out to be positive but they were SUPER careful and had every completely isolated and sealed off with plastic sheets etc so there was very little risk. They do a good job.

Cusemama gonna kick ass and be fine. Super glad to hear she tested negative.

2 Likes

https://twitter.com/ProfBrianKalt/status/1312494548178792448

4 Likes

They’re professional grifters playing both sides of the conservative movement.

On the one hand, shame on you for bestowing this on the chudholes over there first. On the other hand, @BestOf

5 Likes

My god this is truly insane

https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/1312419958878502912?s=21

9 Likes

Well I’ll be.

Thanks, appreciate it! Hopefully they get her to a normal floor where it’s safe to see her, especially if she’s in past tomorrow. When my father had health issues in like April or March we agreed it didn’t make sense to risk anyone’s health to visit for an outpatient procedure or brief hospital trip, but if it turns out to be serious then that’s different.

2 Likes

https://twitter.com/wolfblitzer/status/1312485589317414913

Coronavirus floating in the air like dander in a German porno. No way the other 3 skate.

2 Likes

Not the 5 I’d go with, but I’ll take it.

1 Like

Stephen Miller is 35. Thirty. Five.

The other Miller is possibly an even worse person than Trump. He gave a stripper the morning after pill without telling her after cheating on his mistress that he was cheating on his wife with.

Among other deviations from normative behavior. Such as not paying child support.

3 Likes

I knew he was a perv but had no idea he adopted the girl he was molesting. I mean that’s beyond fucking crazy.

Jfc. How can a dem running for senate make this mistake

Until he gets back to sending demented tweets every 5 minutes I don’t believe for a second he’s up and about and feeling fine.

5 Likes

Hubris.

Have you read the texts? It’s not that bad.

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1312494636930228225?s=19

3 Likes

Yea the voter you describe is a tiny demographic that I have no interest in catering to. They may tell you they are turned off by Trump’s overt racism (while being totally fine with policies that are systemically racist) and that he is an unhinged buffoon, but they are never, ever pulling the level for a radical socialist that is raising their taxes by 600%. They will vote for Gary Johnson, or vote for Trump and lie about it.

The real “moderate Republican” is the base of the center-right DemE.

10 Likes

The only “undecided” voters are fucking morons that get all their political news / views from Facebook memes and YouTube videos. There is no such thing as an informed undecided voter this cycle.

If people are clutching their pearls about THE RADICAL LEFT celebrating the possibility of Trump’s (completely self inflicted and pointless) death, they should take a look at Ilhan Omar’s comment section sometime.

14 Likes

The line on number of documents trump has read lifetime is 10. I’ll take the under.

2 Likes