The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

Why would Ben Carson treat Trump?

Worse for obese males

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That’s Herman Cain… right?

The WH comms team has failed spectacularly at keeping the public updated.

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Marco Rubio isn’t sure.

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CNN: “Why Wasn’t WH Transparent?”

It’s definitely not Rainier Wolfcastle.

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See how many people truly get it.

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Ahem

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One odd thing I noticed is Trump’s suit/tie are different in the Twitter “doing very well” video and the video of him walking to the plane. To me that implies the twitter video likely wasn’t shot today.

Eta the photo evidence:

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#notallboomers. Lol, my mom’s response to the helicopter walk, via text to me just now: “Why won’t he just die already?”

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Are you sure? It looks like it could be just different lighting to me.

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Most likely would be fever. Less likely could have some sort of allergic reaction. Pretty safe overall.

Indoors v outdoors lighting colour would explain it.

Outdoors light is bluer especially in the shade. Indoors is yellower.

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Could be that he sweated through the first one or shot the first video yesterday. But it could also just be a bad white balance.

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I don’t know about that but I hope you’d be right. Lots of Bidens support is anti trump support, and if Trump dies does that stay? Plus lots of Bidens support seems to be right leaning people flocking to Biden, if Trumps dead do they go back? Especially as we all dance on his grave?

I really don’t know, but with democracy on the line I’m worried about living in a timeline where even Pences wins going forward. I don’t think we just return to normal if Trump dies. Shit will still be really bad. 6-3 majority with Pence president is still really bad for us because they’re going to gut voters right and allow insane gerrymanderings and a ton of other shit. Sure way better than Trump winning but still.

Plus it seems like the anti Trump hate had us winning 56 senate seats as likely.

If none of this happened it was looking like a huge landslide for Biden.

My mom broke out a nice bottle of wine and was dancing around her living room drinking and singing “that’s what you get you fucking asshole. I hope you’re scared shitless and I hope it hurts. You deserve this”.

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Grunching pony got lazy and only checked the direct replies to your post. Off to the glue factory with him.

He looks great and you obviously suffer from TDS.

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