The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

https://twitter.com/dbrauer/status/1312055261176061953

LOL

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Insso0 amazed that people are high fiving over this when he got banned here for dancing on RBG’s grave before her body was cold.

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Dude sounds like you need some bubbles. Let me recommend the 2012 Roederer Estate.

https://twitter.com/DeItaOne/status/1312085365633757184?s=20

Definitely something you say when everything is ok

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Awesome had no idea Inso was banned. My day just got even better!

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I think there’s a decent chance he’s already experiencing significant negative symptoms.

The guy hasn’t gone more than a few hours without tweeting in like 46 months, and you know he’s desperate to show how strong he is blah blah blah.

Not to mention hes a fatass 74 year old drug addict whose diet consists of Big Macs, fries and TWO scoops of ice cream at a time.

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Also, COME ON with this, writers, its too obvious.

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Holding parties when she’d been out of power for decades seemed quite petty.

If Trump snuffs it while in office I’ll be cracking one open, same as I would if Johnson had succumbed.

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They didn’t specify Donald Trump? Maybe this whole thing is a huge Ivanka power play. :thinking:

I like that a guy named Rothschild is dunking on conspiracy nuts

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Put me in the camp of Trump is really sick right now. No tweets all day which is a first to my knowledge and canceling a phone call which he could have easily done if “mildly symptomatic”

Like Riverman said Trump and his staff have to be desperate to make it look like it isn’t that bad.

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https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1312064332306542592

ALL THE HUGS

https://twitter.com/evenbev/status/1312078525491556352

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The music playing in the background makes it even more perfect

There’s a lot of fantasy wishcasting in here.

next we’ll watch as he gets a groundswell of patriotic support and the polls tighten.

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Inso0 is also a science denying moron which was ban worthy in its own right.

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1312074248526204928

These people

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I agree this is a problem but today I’m going to be fuck that fat fuck hope he dies. I’ll worry about possible scenarios tomorrow.

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Bill Barr infected?

Don’t tease us like that