The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

I think deist is more accurate.

Looks like RBG is making the most of her afterlife.

5 Likes

Trump getting got by Hope and change is some next level shit.

10 Likes

https://twitter.com/elivalley/status/1311918011717160960?s=21

2 Likes

the only way trump would have ever done a door-knocking campaign, pandemic or no, would be if he was in a hermetically sealed box and carried from door to door by 4-6 men. like the popemobile but air-sealed and man-powered.

3 Likes

23 Likes

Cross posting

https://twitter.com/philiprucker/status/1312056469911724034?s=21

Brings all kinds of Senators and ACB into the timeline.

4 Likes

Stonks market just started absolutely DRILLING after it rebounded early on

https://twitter.com/deanna4congress/status/1312037149546614786?s=21

lol yes isn’t it surprising the group of people who doesn’t believe in the virus and barely takes precautions to protect themselves is getting the virus at a higher rate? Just a mystery why that’s happening

33 Likes

The potential ramifications for the GOP are staggering. As a show of fealty to daddy and the party all these jokers were going to meetings and events maskless constantly. Trump could be the super spreader of all super spreaders.

https://twitter.com/elisefoley/status/1312056928034607105

https://twitter.com/SenMikeLee/status/1311064032300929038

7 Likes

i’m excited. this next part when trump falls into a coma then wakes up and declares himself a living god is gonna be super fun, he does a crazy interpretive dance and everything.

5 Likes

Im’asking the same question myself.

The reporter who broke the Hope Hicks story might have saved the lives of what…1-2 GOP senators and congresscritters? In Sklansky terms?

the free press is the enemy of the people?

10 Likes

I was going to post the same thing. Trump surviving after infecting Biden and Biden dying will be par for the course in 2020.

4 Likes

It is crazy how they managed to turn a global pandemic into a partisan event. Especially when you consider that Trump could have cruised to re-election had he taken the course suggested by the experts.

3 Likes

Is this the first morning Trump has not tweeted in years?

2 Likes

Well the only person here we can’t blame is @skydiver8, she’s the only one who supported a candidate who was less than 500 years old in the dem primary.

10 Likes

sweating this biden test lol fucker campaigns so safely then the first time he’s in the room with potus it’s the biggest risk lol

5 Likes