The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

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You are a great parent and your kid sounds awesome.

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My uncle had mild symptoms in December and struggled through for over a week, the next week he felt really bad and had to be admitted to AE, he spent 2 week in ICU.

Ex-Footballer who never smoked or drank or done drugs, managed upto December and is still finding that day to day walking is stressful.

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When my daughter woke up, I told her Trump tweeted something and it’s all the news channels are talking about. I asked her to guess what it could be. She nailed it on the first try.

My son was still up when the news broke and I showed him the tweet. He just got wide eyed and smiled.

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So these planes can’t be shot down for some reason?

200w (3)

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"Sure. Sure. I’m willing to do that. I would say almost everything I see is 7M cases of normal Americans, I’m willing to do anything, I want to see health. Who do you, who do you want to say? Give me a name, give me a name. Who would you like me to wish well? The president?

President Trump’s coronavirus, stand back and stand by."

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While we’re talking about kids, my 2 year old niece has been raised well. If you say “Trump” she makes a big dramatic vomit gesture and goes “blecchhhhh!!”. If you say “Bernie” she goes “Wahooooooooo!”

I took her with me to drop my ballot off and told her I was voting trump out. “Blechhhhhhh wahooooooo!”.

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There’s one scheduled. Republicans need some kind of Hail Mary play where Pence comes across as reassuring in case Trump dies off.

Yes… His dad and whole family was alcoholic and he grew up just before the explosion of drugs here, then they wiped out a few of his family and friends so he stayed clean his whole life.

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This is a great point. People who posted anything about him shouting should be truly embarrassed. Not enough lols in the world for these people. Great analysis as usual Dr.

What I was getting at is that Pence likely had direct exposure and should be quarantining for two weeks regardless of test results. He could test negative Wednesday morning and still be contagious that night.

The only thing better than a Biden v Trump landslide would be a Kamala v Pence landslide.

Make Pete her VP and I will give my life to the DNC.

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https://twitter.com/clive_bates/status/1312032412042489861?s=21

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I’m sure they can do it by Zoom or something.

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I don’t get the joke can you explain it to me please

“Has lier Lier pants on fire, let’s me check this, no you’re wrong, the president never said that” got it yet?

I’m looking forward to the Ben Garrison cartoons of all this.

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