The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

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Covid ain’t no joke.

https://twitter.com/HerelnTheDark/status/1300770124044079104

88 MILES PER HOURRRRRRRR–

https://twitter.com/NPR/status/882314061886746625
https://twitter.com/JustEsrafel/status/882315204218019844
https://twitter.com/JustEsrafel/status/882404409598242816

Let’s see where that embarrassing incident led DG over the last three years.

https://twitter.com/JustEsrafel/status/1297067197672677376
https://twitter.com/ChrisSu84750791/status/1297058627845533696

Seems insane.

Make sure there are no bullets in it, really sure, and smash it with a sledge hammer and throw it away before you take it to the police.

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When I was an adolescent I built a crossbow. It could easily shoot a bolt 5 or even 10 feet.

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Yeah, they could easily come after you with a crossbow.

Yeah they are not going to start up now clown show.

https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/1300820529679663105

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Actually, it might be entertaining to grind the serial number off of the gun, run a hone down the barrel, and then surrender it to the cops. They’re going to run the gun through their database to see if it has been used in a crime before they destroy it, so taking a few steps to frustrate them seems like it would be fun. I might use a punch to make it easily identifiable in case they decide to keep it as a future plant gun.

What a shame Boris Johnson contracted it after he’d impregnated his girlfriend.

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What a buzz kill. What’s a little human trafficking amongst friends?

Zero chance he has any idea who that it is.

Imagine how much better we’d all be feeling right now if elections were decided by the popular vote. Ya know, one person one vote.

But then how would a tiny minority of people impose their will against the wishes of the vast majority? Huh? Clearly you hate freedom.

https://www.axios.com/bloomberg-group-trump-election-night-scenarios-a554e8f5-9702-437e-ae75-d2be478d42bb.html

A top Democratic data and analytics firm told “Axios on HBO” it’s highly likely that President Trump will appear to have won — potentially in a landslide — on election night, even if he ultimately loses when all the votes are counted.

This is so bad. I mean, it’s what we expect, but it’s so bad.

Gonna be a wild ride.

Don’t fucking vote by mail people

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Obviously that’s bad, but I wouldn’t think most/any news organizations will project the winner the night of before the mail in vote is counted; whether 'Peachedface McCrimesalot declares victory the night of is separate thing.

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I don’t want to page narrator but if the headlines on the 4th are anything other than “millions of votes yet to be counted” yeahhh.

NYT: TRUMP WINNING IN A LANDSLIDE
WaPo: TRUMP DECLARES VICTORY, DEMS DISAGREE

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