The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

Man going bug chasing to bury the tax story is next level.

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SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!

Love,
October

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2020 is the best

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Welp my sources didn’t let me down I guess

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The major networks are asleep at the wheel on this. Just doing regular programming.

MSNBC just said he’s not in perfect heath…but his doctor told me different, not sure who to believe here?

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If they’re not lying - lots of people test positive with no symptoms. They probably didn’t get a full superspreader blast so I bet they end up fine.

eh hopefully hope hicks had a long convo with him on the plane.

CNN cutting to the international feed is hilariously dumb.

Now do a rally.

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Yeah, thanks MSNBC.

Biden will test positive and die within 3 weeks. Trump will be fine and that’s that.

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MSNBC being interrupted by NBC special report

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Holy shit the networks are cutting in.

It is what it is.

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They’re in a pickle cause repeating Anderson won’t work. MSNBC seems the most ready.

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https://twitter.com/ElieNYC/status/1311893598984699904?s=19

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yea MSNBC is doing fine

https://twitter.com/Redistrict/status/1311894084391493633?s=19

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Thankfully the president has saved up all his energy throughout his entire life by never exercising and will be fine

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