The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

I went to downtown Minneapolis for the first time since March the other day. I saw a couple boarded up windows, and one guy asked me for $2. Now I’m voting for Trump.

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Over at Predictit, FL and NC have flipped.

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The kart in the middle looks like it’s alive

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Loldidntread

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The Fuhrer can attack his rivals with his both “left” and “right” punches with no rule to constrain him (ethical, logical or truthfulness). His combatants get dizzy and confused by his cutthroat attacks. The Fuhrer who is basically “anti-left”, can wears a “leftist” mask whenever he likes and plays the fake role of the working-people-champion, appealing to people’s economic frustrations as well as to their lowest bestial instincts

H/T @JohnnyTruant

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LAW AND ORDER

It’s OK, we can all stand down now because he’s declared that he doesn’t even know who the Proud Boys are lol.

I just don’t get how there aren’t enough Dems in KC and St Louis to at least paint Missouri pink

My wife says it seems pretty obvious from the body language between Melania and Trump that she is the boss in the relationship. He lives in constant yearning to please her, and she constantly withholds affection unless he somehow pleases her. See every example where he’s reached for her and she slapped him away. Or this moment from last night, where Trump sees Jill embrace Joe with true love, so Trump reaches for any semblance of affection from Melania and she again pulls her hand back.

If he were dominating her with abuse, or if she were in on it and this is all a performance, she wouldn’t slap his hand away. It’s a power move. He is her bitch.

Quite possible imo! I mean how many absurdly abusive corrupt businessmen secretly hire a dominatrix to peg them and pee on their russian hotel bed sheets? I like to think the reason Trump talked so much was because Melania had some sort of device attached to him that she could remotely operate. Every time she touched that button, she electrified his nuts or something and he had to talk his way through it or piss himself on live TV.

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Sheer genius.

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Maybe that’s why Melania got upset when Trump turned around at his inauguration. He probably said “Now, I’m the boss.”

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