The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

Amazing. I just wonder then if in four years, Trump will be the new Romney. Will we feel whiplash from how fast the GOP turned on their former god for the new and improved Divine Racism?

I thnk he’s convinced the rubes that buy his books of this, but I don’t actually know a lib that has spent more than like 30 seconds thinking about him. I don’t even think they realize he’s a much of a thing at all.

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The thing with Reagan is that he was a very grandfatherly figure. I was 10 at the time but I still remember very clearly the night he addressed the nation when the Challenger exploded.

I think Trump will be like W. Except for his hard core supporters, people will pretend they never voted for him.

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There are going to be so many 2016 Gary Johnson voters five years from now.

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If Default Donnie
a) is alive
b) not in prison &
c) has been voted out of office in 2020,
he will absolutely run himself in 2024 and probably be a favorite to be the Republican nominee.
You can probably scratch „c)“ and the prediction will still be correct.

The only way to prevent this is for Republicans getting the Civil War they deserve. The internal one.

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That fat dementia fuck will be pushing 80 by then. Seriously doubt he’ll be alive.

Dude needs to lose this election, and then hopefully be either bankrupt/jail/dead by 2024.

He’s not going to run in 2024. If he’s a free man, he’ll have gotten used to “civilian” life and won’t want to deal with this shit again.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Channel4News/status/1310584937356103686

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I remember the W administration as being completely horrifying and unprecedented. The forever wars, torture camps, the Patriot Act, etc. All of it has become normalized and no one was ever held accountable for any of it.

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Exactly. The Good Old Days!

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I think he will only not run if he can find another way to have those rallies, but even then I don’t see how that doesn’t lead to major problems for Republicans.

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Trump would probably love to remake “The Apprentice” or at least do a weekly live televised speech… like a rally, but for entertainment purposes only. The thing is…he can’t read off a prompter for shit and his adlibbed rallies seem to be getting very very tiresome.

I found that recent video of people waiting for the next bus outside while he was still rambling on in the background to a diminishing crowd to be delicious

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Your Pony is smoking too much weed bro… :point_up_2:

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God, this video of Hitchens so steadfast in his claim that waterboarding isn’t torture that he agreed to be waterboarded. He lasted a mere 17 seconds.

Waterboarding starts at 3:13. Him next describing the experience and how it humbled him is a must watch. Imagine Hannity following through like this.

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I remember the rumours the launch went ahead bc he wanted to talk to the crew during his state of the union. Plausible even though untrue afaik.

That’s not what Trump tweeted. Trump is the first President to donate Trump’s salary. Even if you don’t buy that, Kennedy and Hoover’s salaries weren’t $400K+. Politifact deems Trump’s tweet true.

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