The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

A new tanning bed?

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https://twitter.com/davidfrum/status/1310379875434405888?s=21

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That’s Stephen Miller’s sleeping coffin.

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Damn, brother, it feel like only yesterday that INFRASTRUCTURE WEEK was a valid meme. Shit, I have no conception of time in the Trump Era.

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Maybe they’ll unleash a beautiful new health care plan tomorrow and shut down all the negative chatter.

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If this were true David Frum would be a pile of smoking fucking ashes.

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The Vince McMahon and Jeb! memes will never get old for me. I know that every single time an election is held anywhere in the world there will be a Jeb! meme and it will make me lol. I know that every single poll will have an associated Vince McMahon meme and I am here for it.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1310432401454235650
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If the predictit comment section was readable the POTUS market is delivering hard right now

You’re going to have to do better than that, Debtor Don.

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They huddled for hours and settled on FAKE NEWS!

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Let’s not be too impatient.

  • Destitute Donald
  • Debtor Don
  • President Penniless
  • Dirt Poor Donnie
  • Commander in Need
  • Donnie Default

0 voters

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1310435345704652800
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HEY LOOK OVER HERE!!!

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1310436408658669568
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He must have had some leftover hahahas from the other news today.
https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/1310429709981880320?s=19

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https://twitter.com/IlhanMN/status/1310436509980426240?s=20

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Holy shit that’s amazing

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