The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

It’s nice the entire country can see them now, but haven’t the NY prosecutors had his tax returns since the Supreme Court decision?

Maybe the Times contacted him for comment about an upcoming story.

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I just thought he was depressed about Coronavirus restrictions. Ya know there’s a lot of death from closing the economy.

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My buddy just pointed out that 2018 and 19 returns could be coming next and that could involve Parscale.

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Article says they don’t have them.

If he was scared of that, he would have pulled the trigger.

Whoever makes it past the first obstacle on a Ninja Warrior course wins the election!

I mean who wants to watch Donald Trump try to climb the warped wall for lolz

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Doesn’t mean they don’t know they’re getting them…

No, they have not. It keeps getting stayed.

Yeah, if trump is stuck in Russia, he’s of no use to Putin and the oligarchs, there’s no upside for them to harbor him.

I can only envision him attempting this wearing a suit

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whomp whomp, motherfucker.

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It’s not the accommodations I’d be worried about, it’s the overpriced polonium cocktails.

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Some enemy of America should find value in hosting Trump so he can call for acts of domestic terrorism in the US.

The debate is going to be wild in 45 hours.

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No tweets yet.

speaking of, can someone make a debate thread? Or we just going throw it all in the POTUS BOWL thread?

eagerly awaiting him tweeting an official presidential statement inadvertently admitting to tax fraud. over/under is 7am

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This story is going to be the tip of the iceberg and they don’t know how to react because they don’t know how much more is coming.

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On one hand, it sure seems like a well-coordinated effort to sink this asshole, starting with the “losers” comments.

On the other hand, this would require competence from Democrats and their allies.

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