The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

Suck it libs!

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Every real trumper has a full library of autographed Trump related books they never read and never directly paid for.

UP Publishing was born.

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To be fair Mr. President, Lindsay Graham was John McCain’s Lap dog.

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https://twitter.com/YAppelbaum/status/1308721379211120640?s=19

Imagine how much this would piss Mason off.

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9/11 under Obama is a nice touch

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Love the Obama/Biden for 9/11.

Should have gone with Trump’s death toll on Hurricane Maria though instead of the truth.

Obama/Biden needs to be shortened to OBiden, with 30 x bigger font

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1308758305095987202
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We’re about to have a civil war and we are dramatically outgunned. Cool…

Nah, winners never start the civil wars.

at best you’re at the verge of genocide.

There’s a great podcast out there on the campaign book industry and how it’s used to get around campaign contribution laws, I think Planet Money or On the Media made the episode.

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I called it.

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How am I supposed to react to this? Seriously. Like how are all of you dealing with this shit day in and day out? What the hell are we going to do a few months from now once these stupid embers of hope we have around Joe Biden burn out?

The president is openly planning to throw out mail in ballots, and is semi-secretly planning to have his friends name him president even if he is legitimately voted out. It’s a global pandemic and I’m a not very good lawyer who isn’t licensed to practice anywhere except a tiny inconsequential state in one of the worst countries on earth. I can’t leave, even if I was willing to just cut ties with my family and was able to find a country that would accept me.

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Ah yes, Joe Biden is the one whose children have questionable financial transactions with foreign countries including Russia. Can’t wait for the media to run with this one.

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