Trump distills his appeal into one message
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1306800269578051585?s=20
I saw “Michelle” “bachMN” and “Congress in Minnesota” and was thinking “holy shit, her again?”
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I don’t know, I’ve been wrong before, but how in the fuck is this Swine Flu thing going to gain any traction with anyone? Like, we all remember those dark days in 2015 when the entire world shut down, 200,000 Americans died, all borders closed, we hit Great Depression level unemployment, and it became impossible to buy toilet paper, soap, chicken, beef, flour and yeast?
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I’m pretty drunk but he looks photoshopped in there
I’m also convinced that the new Melania statue was created by internet trolls.
His base will accept it as a clean WHATABOUT. Trump can’t be blamed for pandemic failure because OBIDEN TOO. No one else will find it interesting.
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Bald men, let’s say you have a choice of remaining bald or of having Trump’s hair.
- Stay bald
- Orange me up, Scotty!
0 voters
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So he wanted the pharmabros to mail “trump cards” for $100 to senior customers errr voters in October
https://twitter.com/marshallcohen/status/1307060386898862083?s=21
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it’s a michelle from minnesota, I figure they’re all the same
I believe she’ll flip the seat, not that anyone here would mind as the dem is certainly on the right wing side on issues like guns (it’s a trump +30 district you’re not getting a progressive). She might only win by like 5 though.
When I get old and ugly I’m not gonna be a coward about it. Just gonna embrace that shit and go for comfort. Hopefully I have a ride or die girl by then but if not fuck it.
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I’m less shocked by the fact that Trump wanted to do that than the fact that the Pharma companies actually turned it down.
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What about a Jason Alexander piece? I kind of like the appropriately thin but not yet bald hair look. Not for myself of course. You can assume I have a luscious mane worthy of a young Fabio!
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I’m just talking shit. I think people should do what makes them feel good and be happy.
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Bald Trump looks like Peter Creedy from the V for Vendetta movie
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