The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

Projection. It’s always projection.

Every president establishes their own annual tradition

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Just another normal day where the POTUS says he’s going to negotiate to get a third term

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https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/1305296685762072578?s=19

Hmmmmm

https://mobile.twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/1305298037733027840

War with Iran right before the election? Not a fan.

(Not a fan of that at any time, but super not a fan right now)

Yeah, thats… not good

This is shitty reporting. US Intel sources?

Wag the motherfucking dog.

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The “ambassador” is fashion designer and member of Orange’s country club. The tragedy was that she was appointed to the position to begin with.

Like if this was a real threat, there’s about a 0% chance it would be leaked to US media before there was action.

She’s famous for making 5 figure handbags from exotic animals. Natural Trump appointee.

So Trump gets to be the hero that doesn’t allow a Benghazi and keeps this ambassador safe.

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What if the real October surprise is the assassinations we made along the way?

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Going to be funny if this has been leaked to get the US to concentrate resources on stopping this and Iran instead assassinates someone else.

Once again, which one is it? Shadowy terrorists, powerful enough to topple USA#1! in a single bound, or kids living in their parents basements? OK BOOMERS need to know which mocking line to use. Of course, it’s both.

ETA: My pony rides a skateboard, and wears a man-bun.

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Anyone knows that the most powerful man on earth gets to look down on Antifa as he see’s fit, he’s telling YOU that ANTIFA is the big bad SCARY soup throwing meanies.

FREE SOUP 🏃‍♂️

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Wait were supposed to be surprised that Iran considered assassinating someone in response to an assassination? Can’t wait until we hear that Iran considered assassinating Trump

As for Fogerty, he said in his statement that Trump’s June march across Lafayette Square, across from the White House, to hold a Bible in front of a church damaged in police brutality protests was emblematic of the kind of people “Fortunate Son” was intended to criticize.

“The very first lines of ‘Fortunate Son’ is, some folks are born to wave the flag, oh they’re red white and blue, but when the band plays ‘Hail to the Chief,’ they point the cannon at you,” Fogerty said. “Well, that’s exactly what happened in Lafayette Park when the president decided to take a walk across the park, he cleared out the area using federal troops so that he could stand in front of St. John’s Church with a Bible.”

Well damn

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-09-11/trump-is-fortunate-son-fogerty-says-after-song-played-at-rally

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My first thought was, assassinating a US ambassador would be a big deal.

My second thought was lol any Trump appointed ambassador.

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