The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

Looking to get some more bets in on the game tonight. O/U on number of Trump tweets about kneeling/NFL/sons of bitches?

We are all so much worse off by just watching his speeches. I feel it important to keep up on his bullshit but fucking hell it’s draining and depressing. Just a mush brain moron getting cheers from the crowd and someone who if he wasn’t rich would have been made fun of his whole life. His rich attitude is what carries him over the stupid af reporters too. They expect people to answer honestly on like an equal social level or something. He treats them like servants and demeans them for not kissing his ass.

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Kinda of behind but why did you post this? Delicious Orchards is the bomb

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Heartbreaking. And my god what stellar writing.

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I was this close to watching it the other day but thought nope, that looks like a crying movie. I’m good.

All of the recent praise had me rethinking whether to watch it, so thanks for clarifying nope, I will continue holding off :blush:

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We’re No. 28! And Dropping!

Cliffs:

-Just released for 2020 although data predates corona
-USA #28 (just behind Estonia, Greece, Cyprus) and one of only 3 countries that have seen an overall decrease in quality of life since the index began in 2011 (Brazil and Hungary are the other 2)

-Other lowlights: #91 in access to basic education, #97 in access to health care, #100 in discrimination against minorities
-Predicting that corona (and Trump obv) will have a disproportionate impact on the USA causing them to slide even further relative to the rest of the world.

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:heart: wapo readers tho

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1304219549030588417
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#neverforget

envy of the world

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Best headline ever

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A thing of beauty

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What? You’re insane.

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he’s gonna personally cover it using his many many billions of dollars that he absolutely has because he’s a well-known billionaire

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