The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

I will golf with one friend or my Dad in separate carts without being paired with anyone else, and I use a mask on the driving range if anyone is around.

I’ve gone into a grocery store by choice twice for < 15 minutes each time.

I’ve hung out with my parents and my friend and his wife and daughter outdoors, we did our best to maintain distance.

Probably 3 times I’ve had to go into a store for “curbside” pickup.

I’ve mostly had groceries delivered, everything else delivered, and avoid going outside around others if I can.

While house hunting, I’ve had to go inside several times with 1-3 other people. One time, the current tenant refused to wear a mask. She was a nurse, so she knew best. I was in and out in under 5 minutes. I also took a meeting with a lawyer inside and he was letting the nose hang free. Probably a 10-15 minute meeting.

For all indoor stuff, I use an unofficial n95 equivalent.

I would consider that to be isolating, and other than the house hunting and lawyer, it probably puts me in the 98th percentile in USA#1.

Including the house hunting and lawyer, I’d guess you are in the 98th (if not 99th) percentile in this country.

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Accurate use of scare quotes.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1303368656680747008
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Trump really leaning in to the Covid.

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…that he’ll catch Covid and die.

you’ll put money up, yea right dude GTFO

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“Like, pretty much all the money.”

How many states have gyms, indoor dining, movies, schools, courts, etc open? My sense is fewer than 10.

I live in Philly, which is probably one of the most shutdown cities in one of the most shutdown states, and we have gyms. I’m pretty sure some schools are reopening - definitely in the burbs. I know movie theaters in many states are reopened, no clue about here. Casinos are open too, by the way, but no poker.

Gotta be way more than 10.

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THUGS

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Just say the n-word already, asshole. We all know you want to.

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Theaters are open in at least 36 states (looks like 36 states allowed them anywhere in the state, and in another 7 it’s up to local variance, but at least some theaters in those states have opened)

I would have to guess something like 30+ states have essentially no meaningful restrictions at this point outside of masks.

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Since March I have had 2 in person Friday visits with two close friends and almost had my brother and his kids over. I haven’t dined inside or gone out. I have bought fitness equipment in person 2 times, occasional masked grocery shopping, and had a non-covid blood test. Have had no in-person meetings and now cut my own hair (“the no. 4” I call it). Don’t live with anyone and WFH, so i may be on the more compliant end of things, but suspect most people are still isolating to the extent they can.

I was foolishly looking at that list of states thinking nice I just need to move to the place with the best score.

Then I saw it was Fs across the board lol. Oh wait, this state got a D+!

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He spent his campaign money fighting the China virus?

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