While I’m using my one-time, I should probably do it properly.
Biden takes the mask off. It’s Bernie Sanders! No wonder he looked so good. Medicare for all, motherfuckers! A bird lands on his shoulder as he takes the podium and makes an impassioned speech Everyone loves it. Watevs and Skydiver sing a harmonic duet. Confederate flags spontaneously combust.
The Republicans, all pozzed by their own idiocy, repeatedly block M4A legislation until so many of them are on vents that they can’t show up to stop it anymore. But
, some self-inflicted policy malpractice means the medical bills accumulated prior to M4A passage drive them all into bankruptcy. Mitch McConnell suffers long-term COVID complications that leave him bedridden and with no core strength, resulting in a decade of lying on his back and flailing his arms and legs like a… well, you know the amphibian in question.
Unstuck posters, riding high and building off of the “organizing” thread, start a political consulting firm called UP Solutions. It’s awesome, obviously, and changes the landscape of US politics. Nobody ever wins a US election again unless they’re at least slightly to the left of Clovis. Microbet covers the roof of the Whitehouse with solar panels, and ■■■■■■■■■■■ - fresh off a victory as UP’s most prolific poster - writes millions of pages of legislation while simultaneously 12-tabling.
All is right in the world.