The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

The thing is, we’ve already seen massive amounts of evidence that the range of outcomes with COVID-19 is huge. So I don’t see how faking that he has it, in order to fake a recovery, would really change any minds in the electorate. As mentioned, there’s a big range of outcomes for him now. Anything from no symptoms at all, to dead within a few weeks.

Yeah hopefully Fauci tells him to fuck off if he asks

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just need him to die 3 days after his election loss is certified

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That was my thought too.

Would be payback/karma for the 'Notorious ACB" shirts.

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Hey guys anything going on? Before I read your responses just let me take a big, slow sip of this beverage.

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Corpse >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> live president

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No nothing much, go back to sleep

Good news only old people die from covid.

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as glued to the tv and forum as i am rn, i know it’s not gonna tell me what i want to hear: trump is severely debilitated and he insists on continuing to campaign and do rallies

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It’s daytime there. Aussie aussie aussie! Oy oy oy!

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Ohio now blue on PI

This might be as good as it ever gets. Lets enjoy it!

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We know the answer to this after the last Super Bowl. The answer is not many.

Grunching. What did I miss?

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Holy fuck. Kaitlan Collins reports that Meadows and Mnuchin have been in the West Wing, with POTUS, with ACB and on the Hill, including with Pelosi.

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Holy fucking shit Gym Jordan was on AF1. With Hope Hicks

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astounding that trump’s 2-week course of preventative hydroxychloroquine didn’t prevent this

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Skip to the end of the play.

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If there was ever a time for a surprise attack on our country, this is it.