EMT - Good lord, what happened here?
Woman - Apologies I cannot tell you.
I can tell you that my beautiful wife would be the first to say that her life truly started when she got in the box.
Sometimes I wonder what life would be like if I had taken the off-ramp of that program of a masters in math + teaching middle school.
https://twitter.com/weirddalle/status/1792058602364223989?t=w1-Alkl4u4r5Z0Jvr3vXhg&s=19
Seems great, actually.
I’m sure you’d make trash bag pants look good…
Thanks. My everyday pants belong in a trash bag, if that counts.
lol. I just saw part 1 and 2 of her on tiktok. It’s amazing.
I’m tempted to make an account just to follow her. 
Having recently had a kid in middle school, I do not know how those people do it. In many cases they seem to be stark-raving insane, and how could they not be. I think I would wipe asses in a nursing home before I taught middle school.
The pitch I got was that if you want to make a difference (at least as far as math education is concerned), middle school is the place to focus.
Missed opportunity for Rage Against the Ravine.
“Woah, fatass alert.”
“That one ended up being about me, I was eating some crackers.”
Lololololol
Jesse Waters nor his writing team are anywhere near clever enough to use good wordplay.
The skipper: a natural leader. Sometimes it seems like he’s the only one who wants to get off the island
The professor: the only crew member with the skills to survive and give the group a chance of being rescued. If he dies, they all die.
Maryanne: an eager helper and needed pair of hands to assist the professor
The millionaire: useless
His wife: useless
Ginger: useless
Gilligan: an active hinderance
