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That facial hair…
I have a theory about beards like this that trace the jaw line so closely.
It’s a sign of an incomplete theory of other minds.
From the front, how Vance sees it in the mirror, it looks fine. From every other angle it’s horrible.
Look for people sporting this beard. They are all freaks and weird dudes.
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I know somebody who has that exact beard, and he is every bit the weirdo conservative asshole that JD is. You may be on to something.
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I’m going to shave today
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I don’t even beard.
What’s a good beard supposed to look like?
Anyone able to post some examples of a non-horrible one?
Thanks. To me the only noticeable difference is that he has longer facial hair.
It seems like if JD just did nothing for a few weeks, then he would end up with more or less that.
I wonder if the negative connotations of “neckbeard” have just caused guys to go too far the other way.
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Here’s a better beard explainer (see the part on the neck line):
Yes:
No:
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Thanks this is just what I needed.
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That’s approximately what my beard and hair currently look like (mine are both are a little longer)
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Vance is like a combo of the 2. He’s not shaving it along the chin, but not leaving it along the neck like he should. His beard would actually look fairly elite if he knew how to style it.
On Thursday I wen beardless for the first time in over 25 years. Not reccomended.
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Hell yeah. Going full Old Testament.