I kind of want a Trump brand digital trading card of a well done steak with ketchup on it. Or an image of Donnie Dumb Dumb staring directly into an eclipse with his eyes on fire or something. A “dumbest moments of the Trump admin” trading card collection would actually be kind of fun.
Limited Edition Infrastructure Week Set!
Hey, this is just an empty box! It only has a slip of paper that says I will receive my order in two more. weeks.
Wait, this is a real thing? Like not a joke? This is the actual announcement, and these exist?
Lmaooooooo WHAT
The second one looks like Putin.
We should really do a draft.
Omfg lol
I missed the part of Trump’s career where he quit to become a lawman in the Old West.
omg can we can we can we can we???
I wanted to see all the cards (assuming there are more than the ones scrolling on the website) and it requires an e-mail signup before you can do anything.
So basically collect a shitload of information and sell it on the back end to more right-wing grifters for even more profit.
They are just like baseball cards except for they are nothing like baseball cards.
I absolutely would pay for a “moments of the Trump Presidency” trading card series. A mint condition gold leaf “Trump on the escalator announcing his presidency” card or a holographic “Trump giving the thumbs up in front of tables of fast food” with the back side giving a short description, day number of his presidency and maybe the stock market at that day. Snap buy