Biden should push the message that he completely kept America’s kids safe from rainbow fentanyl in Halloween candy. Absolute success, 0 sick children.
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Unfortunately this would cause no less than 20 MAGAs to poison their own children with fentanyl.
Why are republicans too dumb to vote early, sir? It’s a question we must ask ourselves!
EVERYBODY, GET OUT AND VOTE. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
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BUT ALSO IT’S RIGGED
Pennsylvania just announced that it could take days to determine the winner. This is outrageous!
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https://twitter.com/maricopacounty/status/1590069416334880768?s=20&t=HwVdLv7EkiaybFdMbDWpmA
There’s a small chance Kirk is not lying and is just confusing the county with the city of Maricopa, which is in… Pinal County.

In reality they closed polling places in liberal areas. I waited 4 hours with my ex to vote in the 2016 primary.
Mmm… kind of want that primary, if I didn’t have to live with the outcome.
You don’t say.
Captain obvious
I’m old enough to remember when this thread was sure that Trump wouldn’t run again and if he did, Desantis would beat him. Trump is going to turn Desantis into Reek just like he did Cruz.
Wtf is newsnation
A newish centrist cable news channel.
The world really needs more cable news.
f’ing awesome ahahaha
Another big voter tabulation problem in Arizona. Sound familiar???
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