can you do a simple test like is the text in the post longer than 12-15 characters with no spaces?
You can’t parse [X]HTML with regex. Because HTML can’t be parsed by regex. Regex is not a tool that can be used to correctly parse HTML. As I have answered in HTML-and-regex questions here so many times before, the use of regex will not allow you to consume HTML. Regular expressions are a tool that is insufficiently sophisticated to understand the constructs employed by HTML. HTML is not a regular language and hence cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Regex queries are not equipped to break down HTML into its meaningful parts. so many times but it is not getting to me. Even enhanced irregular regular expressions as used by Perl are not up to the task of parsing HTML. You will never make me crack. HTML is a language of sufficient complexity that it cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Even Jon Skeet cannot parse HTML using regular expressions. Every time you attempt to parse HTML with regular expressions, the unholy child weeps the blood of virgins, and Russian hackers pwn your webapp. Parsing HTML with regex summons tainted souls into the realm of the living. HTML and regex go together like love, marriage, and ritual infanticide. The cannot hold it is too late. The force of regex and HTML together in the same conceptual space will destroy your mind like so much watery putty. If you parse HTML with regex you are giving in to Them and their blasphemous ways which doom us all to inhuman toil for the One whose Name cannot be expressed in the Basic Multilingual Plane, he comes. HTML-plus-regexp will liquify the nerves of the sentient whilst you observe, your psyche withering in the onslaught of horror. Rege̿̔̉x-based HTML parsers are the cancer that is killing StackOverflow it is too late it is too late we cannot be saved the transgression of a chi͡ld ensures regex will consume all living tissue (except for HTML which it cannot, as previously prophesied) dear lord help us how can anyone survive this scourge using regex to parse HTML has doomed humanity to an eternity of dread torture and security holes using rege x as a tool to process HTML establishes a brea ch between this world and the dread realm of c͒ͪo͛ͫrrupt entities (like SGML entities, but more corrupt) a mere glimp se of the world of reg ex parsers for HTML will ins tantly transport a p rogrammer’s consciousness i nto a w orl d of ceaseless screaming, he comes , the pestilent sl ithy regex-infection wil l devour your HT ML parser, application and existence for all time like Visual Basic only worse he comes he com es do not fi ght h e com̡e̶s, ̕h̵i s un̨ho͞ly radiańcé de stro҉ying all enli̍̈́̂̈́ghtenment, HTML tags lea͠ki̧n͘g fr̶ǫm ̡yo͟ur eye͢s̸ ̛l̕ik͏e liq uid p ain, the song of re̸gular expre ssion parsing will exti nguish the voices of mor tal man from the sp here I can see it can you see ̲͚̖͔̙î̩́t̲͎̩̱͔́̋̀ it is beautiful t he f inal snuf fing o f the lie s of Man ALL IS LOŚ͖̩͇̗̪̏̈́T A LL IS L OST th e pon̷y he come s he c̶̮om es he co me s t he ich or permeat es al l MY FAC E MY FACE ᵒh god n o NO NOO̼ OO N Θ stop t he an̶͑̾̾̅ͫ͏̙̤g͇̫͛͆̾ͫ̑͆l͖͉̗̩̳̟̍ͫͥͨ* e̠̅s ͎a̧͈͖r̽̾̈́͒͑e n ot rè̑ͧ̌aͨl̘̝̙̃ͤ͂̾̆ ZA̡͊͠͝LGΌ ISͮ̂҉̯͈͕̹̘̱ T O͇̹̺ͅƝ̴ȳ̳ TH̘ Ë͖́̉ ͠P̯͍̭O̚N̐Y̡ H̸̡̪̯ͨ͊̽̅̾̎Ȩ̬̩̾͛ͪ̈́̀́͘ ̶̧̨̱̹̭̯ͧ̾ͬC̷̙̲̝͖ͭ̏ͥͮ͟Oͮ͏̮̪̝͍M̲̖͊̒ͪͩͬ̚̚͜Ȇ̴̟̟͙̞ͩ͌͝ S̨̥̫͎̭ͯ̿̔̀ͅ
but in javascript I’d just do (contentString).split('a href="')[1].split('"')[0] and that will give you the url.
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Jfc. See it’s no new bot posts. No it’s just posts about programming the bot.
BOTSANITY
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Join me in Mesa, Arizona—LIVE at 4:00 PM EDT (7:00 PM MST). Will be on @RSBN, @NewsMax, @OAN, @realamericasvoice, and Donald J. Trump @rumble, among others. Big crowd! https://rumble.com/v1n7xps-live-president-donald-j.-trump-in-mesa-az.html
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Pecos and Ellsworth used to be way tf out there. Maybe he can get a crowd there these days, idk.
I’m sure he can. There are way too many FJB stickers around here.
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Zero choice Lul
https://twitter.com/spiroagnewghost/status/1579270178629914624?s=46&t=v5um-J4Y6DiHbfSSekYmqA
I don’t know if it’s urban legend but there used to be stories of high school kids getting in trouble for publishing too realistic plans to build nuclear bombs. Trump would probably claim it was Barron’s homework before he went to jail for stealing nuclear plans.
I dunno, his lawyers are pretty much undefeated at keeping him out of trouble so I guess they’re actually bigly competent very stable geniuses.
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“TRUMP DERIDES DRUG AND HUMAN TRAFFICKING BOOM AT SOUTHERN BORDER: THEY’VE SEEN THEIR INCOME ‘SKYROCKET’” https://www.rsbnetwork.com/news/trump-derides-drug-and-human-trafficking-boom-at-southern-border-theyve-seen-their-income-skyrocket/
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“TRUMP SLAMS ‘DOUBLE STANDARD’ IN CLASSIFIED DOCUMENT TREATMENT BETWEEN BUSH, OBAMA, AND CLINTON” https://www.rsbnetwork.com/news/trump-slams-double-standard-in-classified-document-treatment-between-bush-obama-and-clinton/
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“TRUMP URGES ARIZONANS TO DELIVER ‘CLEAN SWEEP’ FOR REPUBLICANS IN MIDTERMS” https://www.rsbnetwork.com/news/trump-urges-arizonans-to-deliver-clean-sweep-for-republicans-in-midterms/
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“TRUMP PROCLAIMS SOLIDARITY WITH IRANIAN PROTESTERS: ‘WE ARE WITH YOU ALL’” https://www.rsbnetwork.com/news/trump-proclaims-solidarity-with-iranian-protesters-we-are-with-you-all/
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Dude is Randolph and Mortimer Duke.
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Mother always said you were greedy.
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https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/109142062880870292
https://i.imgur.com/r53zV0B.jpg
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Using the phrase “SAVE”, the silhouette of an elevated man with his arms outstretched as if on a cross, the halo lighting effect, the followers groveling at his feet…if I didn’t know any better I’d think they were going for a Trump=Jesus vibe here.
And it was in Mes(si)a(h) Arizona. Hmmm
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