The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XI: The Crypt Keeper Years

But do you tip well?

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Oh all right.

A friend worries she’ll have to provide for her parents in their old age because they haven’t saved. And also for her younger sister because “she has the mind of a child” and “they had her tested” and her iq is 80. I didn’t want to do the iq debate thing so I told her I’d snap take her sister over Trump as president. Got a laugh, at least.

Her sister may have problems, idk I’ve only met her briefly but sticking her with a low iq label seems unhelpful. At the least, there are cultural and economic issues that have worked against her.

Video of him taking a bottle of Corona Light.

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Dunno if you’ve ever met anyone with sub 80 IQ but it’s pretty damn obvious. I worked a crap job for a very long time with a guy that had to be around 75. You could barely hold a conversation with him, because he’d get confused if you moved too quickly. You had to choose the words you used very carefully because he would have trouble understanding words that were not even that hard, and your sentence structure couldn’t be too complicated. You almost had to speak to him as if he were a child or someone whose english was horrible.

He was an actual nazi and a closeted gay homophobe, as well as being a real prick. So we kind of gave him a go a lot of the time. The old joke was that he couldn’t read, but I honestly never saw evidence that he could read beyond very simple words.

If you’re wondering how he held this job down, it was basically to just press a button and tell people to have a seat. And honestly he wasn’t even good at that.

I’m 62, and cetrainly sahrp as ever.

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62? I didn’t know they made people that old.

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Damn. There goes my claim to oldest smart guy.

It’s in process. As a grumpy old man, it’s funny to watch it happening to you guys.

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Yeah I know. I could go at any time. But honestly, in case you’re wondering, 62 doesn’t feel much different that 50. Keep exercising gents. It is scary though to think that in just eight years I’ll be 70.

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Some new details here. Looks like this is why Barr quit.

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The part of these stories I don’t understand is why mass resignations is something that slowed him. I’d have thought he’d be thrilled to be rid of attorneys who weren’t supportive of his plan.

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If you’re not also lazy you can kindly GTFO. Only lazy geniouses allowed.

It really is incredible how much different life is w/o Trump on twitter. That was his villain super power. W/o it he’s just some guy no one fears anymore.

Someone I saw compared it to when the rapey douchebro gets kicked out of the party and everyone relaxes and starts having a good time.

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One thing I haven’t seen discussed is how many of the rioters were super drunk or on drugs, or both. The general cultural subsection present at the riot is generally full of people who spend about 10 minutes a day sober.

Possible their NDAs weren’t up to date.

Nicely done using forums. My dad is 7 years younger than you and has never owned a computer or smartphone!

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Wow

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Christ, they could have shut off his social media from Day 1. They could have shut it off when he was threatening North Korea over Twitter. Just pure profit seeking from social media companies with no concern if it leads to the complete.

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https://twitter.com/olivianuzzi/status/1353170174262865921?s=21

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This is making the rounds as an example of idiot Republicans getting dunked on, but these media people really need to carve out 30 minutes a week and listen to the On The Media podcast.

Having these assholes on and owning them gives oxygen to their bullshit. Nobody seems to be learning anything from the Trump twitter ban working.

https://twitter.com/acyn/status/1353144128188542977?s=21

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I should have done some yardwork or cleaning today, but I mostly just played video games and watched TV. In my defense, some of that gaming was with my son and I have to be a good dad, right?

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