The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XI: The Crypt Keeper Years

Me [waking up]: I wonder what Trump did/said this morning?

Me[awake+2 sec]: Who fucking cares!

Feels good man.

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It’s extremely messed up Twitter didn’t do something years ago.

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This is the NT News. Its a small newspaper from Darwin, a tiny town in australua where I grew up. They have a bunch of other great headlines that have gone viral over they years.

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https://twitter.com/chadopitz/status/1352129769198895104?s=21

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a-headlesspost

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First of all that’s absurd

Second of all I want one

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It’s the kind of thing that could only come from the mind of a spoiled rich kid. I’d just ask them to install a mini-fridge or something, I’d be a terrible snooty rich asshole.

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I’d totally have someone install a pneumatic tube system for Coke Zero delivery.

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LOL yeah I remember this now. So much stupid shit happened with this guy. I wouldn’t be surprised if in 6 months time people will still be going ‘oh yeah and remember that stupid thing he did’

@ripdog

https://twitter.com/nycjim/status/1352312751163645952

The complaint states that Foy attacked the officers for about 16 seconds until another rioter knocked him down.

In the video, Foy circles back toward the center of the crowd before raising his hockey stick in celebration. While Foy’s shouting is mostly indistinguishable, he can be heard saying, “Let’s Go,” while pointing to the Capitol. The complaint states Foy then enters the beacon of democracy through a broken window.

Amazing imagery.

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https://twitter.com/brikeilarcnn/status/1352333599580807168

Brianna Keilar should be primetine, by far the best CNN host

Loved the line about carts and putting greens

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https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1352322804545425412?s=20

FINALLY

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Naw, that person would have to pretend to do work. It would never fly.

Wow, Jane Krakowski and My Pillow guy makes me so sad. I guess she played herself in Kimmy Schmidt.

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The end of that story:

When approached by DailyMail.com Krakowski denied even knowing Lindell and said only: ‘I’ve never met the man’.
Lindell said: ‘I have never even heard of Jane Krakowski???’

I’m going with lolDailyFail on this one.

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That says love and hope to me.

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you gotta to hand it to Melania, that’s a great dress.

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