The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XI: The Crypt Keeper Years

“the corruption in this country disgusts me, as it does all of you. so i’m going to be the most blatantly corrupt of them all, just to show them. who’s with me?”

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Can we give an unstuck award to strozk and page? Something to think about.

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Well, first I thought onion, but then I remembered some of his other statements that I thought were certainly onion that ended up being real.

This one made me go to his website and check. It’s onion, but tell me this isn’t ‘drunk uncle’ from SNL:

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The end bit on painting is too witty to be Trump.

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Clear Onion. Correct spelling of Strzok gave it away.

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They’re all real, no?

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That one is fake. Had me until the last few sentences which are far too clever to be Trump.

Did The Hill get fooled like me?
https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/577026-trump-criticizes-justice-for-restoring-mccabes-benefits

I’m glad when these assholes tell on themselves. Congrats to Tom Glavine and Doug Flutie for joining the club.

lol Ric Flair

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Anthony Lomangino

Ron Bergeron’s 50-50 partner was SWS’s principal owner Anthony Lomangino, a former New York trash hauler and Palm Beach resident who Bergeron contends sold him out by secretly negotiating the sale of SWS, and Sun Recycling, to Waste Management behind his back.

A waste management scumbag operating in New York surely wouldn’t have any ties to organized crime.

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God fucking damnit

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Rob Johnson couldn’t be reached for comment

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hahaha nice edit

Next time Massachusetts does anything good will be the first.

My memory failed me, forgot it was Johnson-Flutie and not Bledsoe-Flutie

u wot m8

Looking forward to this guy getting 2 weeks house arrest

https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1449164486225666049?s=21

https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1449208673864192001?s=21

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